“Bad company? Let me tell ya somethin’, Junior. “You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella.”ġ5. “Nobody, and I mean nobody, makes Sheriff Buford T. “Ooo, hee-hee, for some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.”ġ1. Where are you, you sumbitch?” Famous Buford T. And as the pursuer, may I say you’re the g*dd*mn*d*st pursuee I’ve ever pursued.

“If you’re gonna hang out in places like this, wear a badge on your didey.”ĩ. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a g*dd*mn hurry.”Ĩ. “What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.”ħ. “What the hell is the world coming to?”Ħ. “I’m not givin’ up! I’m not givin’ up! I’m never gonna give up! I’m never gonna give up! I’ll get you, you sumbitch!”ĥ. “I saw that! You did that on purpose! You’re goin’ away till you’re gray! I got the evidence! Put the evidence in the car.”Ĥ. “The g*dd*mn Germans got nothin’ to do with it!”ģ. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”Ģ. “There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins. If you miss some of his most memorable lines, be sure to check out the list below.Īnd don’t forget to check out these Smokey and the Bandit quotes. His hilarious comments towards his son, Junior, and his never-give-up attitude in keeping peace and order in his county became so appealing to a lot of viewers. He is a very grumpy, bossy, and straightforward man that assures that nothing illegal gets past his eyes. Justice is a character from one of the greatest comedy films ever created, Smokey and the Bandit.

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